How to be a Hot Wife
The word Hot may be a misnomer but this formula is bound to work if you desire to be a Hot Wife. Hot, in this example, refers to the rise in temperature due to sexual frustration.
To be a Hot Wife, it helps to:
a) Always complain about your husband.
b) Whine about not being aroused.
c) Wax lyrical about the methods used to avoid sex like a petulant little girl when you’re nearing 40.
Guess Who, Don’t Sue: It’s all in the italics.
Good Luck Chickadees!
posted by Muff Diver | 7/17/2006 04:10:00 pm
4 Comments:
I find it so amusing that I'm considered an "adult" blogger. Must be da panties, but really, are they that arousing? Really.
The italics...the italics...I just don't get it...who are y'all talking about?
:D
Blue, everything's arousing if you say it is.
Karl, everyone believes everyone is hanging off the chandeliers so I had to make it easy for the beginners.
AAG, it's a real pleasure to be in your company and I'd marry you except that you'd probably blog about my ungodly habits before the first anniversary was out.
Muff Diver--I would *never* blog about your ungodly habits, as long as you made love to me every single night without fail.
:D
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