How to be a Hot Wife
The word Hot may be a misnomer but this formula is bound to work if you desire to be a Hot Wife. Hot, in this example, refers to the rise in temperature due to sexual frustration.
To be a Hot Wife, it helps to:
a) Always complain about your husband.
b) Whine about not being aroused.
c) Wax lyrical about the methods used to avoid sex like a petulant little girl when you’re nearing 40.
Guess Who, Don’t Sue: It’s all in the italics.
Good Luck Chickadees!