Having That Wining Formula
Before you embark upon your entries for the blog, you need decide on a legend for yourself. For this to work to it’s full potential there has to be an element of unhappiness in one form or another. At all times remember your legend, if you’re living in Vermont, stay living in Vermont. If you decide that your first sexual experience was with “Stanley” behind the school gymnasium in your last year of senior high then make sure you write it down. If you do this right some of your readers will be quite obsessive and they will remember contradictions.
The best one’s are:
Single Male/Female
You can really go to town with this one. Court your public, write lots about not getting sex and how you are really desperate to find someone who can take care of your needs. Adding the occasional bout of masturbation to spice things up a bit.
If you do get sex, start telling everyone how good he/she is or how well you performed with lots of descriptive text. This then opens the forum for discussion or even a vote on how much you like certain sexual acts performing on you (always a good one).
Married Male/Female
This role is best delivered with an undertone of dissatisfaction. The partner is not interested in sex anymore or has problems that result in little or no physical contact. In this instance you need to post about how frustrated you are and how much you want it.
Troubled Marriage
Lots of possibilities with this one, maybe even moving in to the divorce arena eventually (you will have to see which way the readers go). This works well for both sexes, you will have lots of people “stepping up to the plate” offering advice.
Divorcing Male/Female
You can play around a lot with this one. Did the impending divorce come before or after the affair that you are now having. Your partner was frigid for years (this makes the other man/woman more easily accepted by the reader). You can drive yourself crazy with guilt about not loving your partner and the other person you now have in your life.
Next time from me – Scenarios to avoid in your legend.
The best one’s are:
Single Male/Female
You can really go to town with this one. Court your public, write lots about not getting sex and how you are really desperate to find someone who can take care of your needs. Adding the occasional bout of masturbation to spice things up a bit.
If you do get sex, start telling everyone how good he/she is or how well you performed with lots of descriptive text. This then opens the forum for discussion or even a vote on how much you like certain sexual acts performing on you (always a good one).
Married Male/Female
This role is best delivered with an undertone of dissatisfaction. The partner is not interested in sex anymore or has problems that result in little or no physical contact. In this instance you need to post about how frustrated you are and how much you want it.
Troubled Marriage
Lots of possibilities with this one, maybe even moving in to the divorce arena eventually (you will have to see which way the readers go). This works well for both sexes, you will have lots of people “stepping up to the plate” offering advice.
Divorcing Male/Female
You can play around a lot with this one. Did the impending divorce come before or after the affair that you are now having. Your partner was frigid for years (this makes the other man/woman more easily accepted by the reader). You can drive yourself crazy with guilt about not loving your partner and the other person you now have in your life.
Next time from me – Scenarios to avoid in your legend.
posted by The Gobblin' | 7/17/2006 01:56:00 pm
8 Comments:
This was so hot and erotic!!!
Gee you fooled me!
You're so good!
;)
Or!
Don't have a legend, like me ^_^
You left out 'wild swinging couple'. That's always a winner.
True, Karl Elvis. And along the same lines, you also left out the blissfully happy (usually married) couple who blogs about how joyously perfect and hot their every copulation is (read, "And aren't YOU jealous, readers") up until hours before they write the breakup post.
But otherwise, bravo. Very well done.
Muff you say the sweetest things. ;)
Karl, how could I forget!
Miss Syl do you mean they aren't that happy. They sure as hell fooled me.
I've got the married male / frustration thing down.
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