tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-306531242011-06-08T05:06:35.197ZAll you need to know about creating a successful adult blog without really trying.Marque De Shadehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04463609431201368635noreply@blogger.comBlogger211100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30653124.post-33058561099490743052007-06-12T12:29:00.000Z2007-06-12T12:33:47.070Z

I’ve had a pleasant break, sunning myself in the Bahamas…and all that. I rubbed shoulders with the likes of Leonardo di Caprio, and sang a Karaoke duet with none other than Mel Gibson. He was a little on the tipsy side, and started ranting on about J…Jumbo Jets.It appears to me that few have followed our tips, and that can be clearly noted with all the new (and rather boring) sex blogs cropping

Muff Diverhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10699346444817369461noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30653124.post-37189772715213572682007-04-11T17:28:00.000Z2007-04-11T17:29:32.375Z

How about you set yourself up with a little old sensual sex blog and then task yourself with trying to acquire as much popularity as you can possibly achieve within you peer group. With just one constraint, your blog should contain no sidebar reciprocal linkage, your only form of self promotion; comments.Quite a task you may say but I it happens. What a fantastic phenomenon. The blogger has no

The Gobblin'http://www.blogger.com/profile/08425464769527466479noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30653124.post-1162132109281754262006-10-29T14:27:00.000Z2006-10-29T17:08:17.723Z

I have noticed lately a new trend towards image-centric blogs. These range from the non-creatively graphic with the standard pussy/penis covered in semen shots, in other words exhibitionism, to action shots on video. Neither of these have enriched the blogging community as this material has been available for a considerable time on porn sites.This genre of non-creative blogging falls in to the

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This could follow on from the previous post from the Gobblin’. How do you sabotage the blog* that you despise, and want to see die a slow painful death?1) The best method, that hardly fails, is to spread rumor about the blogger you hate. You can make out like they’re harassing you, or stalking you in some way.2) Create a conflict. When the hated blogger replies to you, to confront you, pretend

Muff Diverhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10699346444817369461noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30653124.post-1161431071191802792006-10-21T11:42:00.000Z2006-10-21T11:44:31.203Z

Is your blogger popularity waning? Do you have dwindling comments or feedback? Don’t worry, take action now. You can always use these tried and tested methods to increase your popularity and look as if you are not the only stinky kid in class.Blogging is part talent, an aptitude for the written word (we know it should be all talent but, that’s not the way to popularity now is it.) and a huge

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Dear ReaderI’d like to pose three questions today.Have you ever been tempted to ask Bloggers for something that face-to-face in real life you would never dream of asking for?Have you ever been tempted to use your perceived importance within the blogging and wider web community to your advantage?Have you ever been tempted to reveal part of your real life self to other Bloggers to ingratiate

Marque De Shadehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04463609431201368635noreply@blogger.com11tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30653124.post-1158503239221097832006-09-17T14:24:00.000Z2006-09-17T14:27:19.233Z

I know there are many of you eager readers out there who seek to find something that mimics the truth. There are housewives out there who really want to read true sexual confessions, males who need some fodder and the non fictional element is what gives a confession it’s magic. The distinction between fiction and non fiction is one:Truth.Fiction is the creation of a story from the imagination,

Muff Diverhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10699346444817369461noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30653124.post-1158265734251258052006-09-14T20:26:00.000Z2006-09-17T14:41:59.580Z

Ah, I’ve been away too long. But even your hard working De Shade must take a sabbatical sometimes. The delights of distant shores, filled with supplicant beauties, I can still taste their … another time perhaps dear reader. A story for another day.One thing that is common in the world of erotic blogging is the use of the avatar image to support your legend and promote your blog.As in all things

Marque De Shadehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04463609431201368635noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30653124.post-1155819115243570072006-08-17T12:49:00.000Z2006-08-17T13:24:05.753Z

Your blog doesn’t simply reflect how sexy you are, but what type of crowd you hang out with or, what type of crowd you’d like to impress.The first step in ensuring you attract the crowd of your preference is to take steps in controlling the comments that come your way.Yes, officially blogging is the last bastion of freedom but most are aware that this is rubbish. It’s best to think of a blog as

Muff Diverhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10699346444817369461noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30653124.post-1155062515476439652006-08-08T18:38:00.000Z2006-08-08T18:41:55.493Z

Links are vital to promote your blog, it’s no good blogging if nobody is reading you. Right? This can be done in many ways and remember don’t hold back, exploit every opportunity to the full.The SidebarThis costs nothing and is an excellent way to link to hundreds of other bloggers. Just take a look over to the left and you will see, mine is quite big (wink, wink). If only 10% of the blogs

The Gobblin'http://www.blogger.com/profile/08425464769527466479noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30653124.post-1154769390794528192006-08-05T09:06:00.000Z2006-08-05T09:16:30.823Z

Writer’s block is a terrible thing. Indeed, some bloggers can find it more traumatizing than Hezbollah, and so in order to thwart the beast, they do the next best thing:- The Meme- Expound their philosophy of writing like they’re Nobel Laureates.The Meme:Supposedly revealing more bits about the writer, the meme acts to provide more information such as your favorite blogger having a penchant for

Muff Diverhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10699346444817369461noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30653124.post-1154285372089821482006-08-04T20:19:00.000Z2006-08-04T19:22:45.756Z

Now you have carefully chosen your blog name and presumably the legend is in full swing. You have whored yourself effectively, hopefully opting for the Classy technique. It is now time to get out there and spread the good word. Hallelujah!You should register your blog here there and everywhere. Join every directory you come across. Top Tip, look down other blogger’s sidebars and you will always

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I’m going to pull my hair out and stamp my feet!Why?I’ll tell you why.Why hasn’t anyone posted a comment on the Muff’s latest blog post In a Dick of a Pickle asking for suggestions?Yes, people the subject is commentary and how its more important than cleaning out your ear wax when it comes to sex blogs.The only rule, the most important rule is this:You don’t have to read a post in detail to

Muff Diverhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10699346444817369461noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30653124.post-1154285790021287302006-07-30T18:55:00.000Z2006-07-30T18:56:30.023Z

If you are single, avoid hooking up with someone permanently. It’s alright to have them wander in and out of your life, especially if they make things difficult/awkward for you. Your female/male readership could suffer if the coupling becomes a permanent thing.Do not go more than a couple of weeks without having a tragedy or setback of some description, the readers do not want to hear how

The Gobblin'http://www.blogger.com/profile/08425464769527466479noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30653124.post-1154008004112258442006-07-27T13:42:00.000Z2006-07-27T13:52:06.450Z

Once you have figured out the name of your online masterpiece, set the wheels in motion by registering yourself in the Blog-Zone (which can be a little like a Drop Zone if you’re not careful), you need to consider marketing your little treasure trove.But how is this done? You may ask.I’ll give you a hint, it’s a little like prostitution but you don’t actually have to go anywhere near anyone’s

Muff Diverhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10699346444817369461noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30653124.post-1153913913931108082006-07-26T11:37:00.000Z2006-07-26T11:42:47.920Z

Avid blog watchers may wish to visit this site http://www.bubblegummeltdown.com.

Marque De Shadehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04463609431201368635noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30653124.post-1153576242431382332006-07-22T13:47:00.000Z2006-07-22T13:50:42.440Z

I thought I would begin with the name of your blog. It’s of vital importance that you consider the name before setting up on your blog host. The names you want might not be available so have alternatives ready.The Name of your Blog1) Don’t use your own name. Obvious I know, but there are some strange people out there and not just the blog authors. A very small percentage of the readership is a

Marque De Shadehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04463609431201368635noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30653124.post-1153152836594524882006-07-17T16:10:00.000Z2006-07-17T16:13:56.603Z

The word Hot may be a misnomer but this formula is bound to work if you desire to be a Hot Wife. Hot, in this example, refers to the rise in temperature due to sexual frustration.To be a Hot Wife, it helps to:a) Always complain about your husband.b) Whine about not being aroused.c) Wax lyrical about the methods used to avoid sex like a petulant little girl when you’re nearing 40.Guess Who, Don’t

Muff Diverhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10699346444817369461noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30653124.post-1153144670062218632006-07-17T13:56:00.000Z2006-07-17T13:57:50.063Z

Before you embark upon your entries for the blog, you need decide on a legend for yourself. For this to work to it’s full potential there has to be an element of unhappiness in one form or another. At all times remember your legend, if you’re living in Vermont, stay living in Vermont. If you decide that your first sexual experience was with “Stanley” behind the school gymnasium in your last year

The Gobblin'http://www.blogger.com/profile/08425464769527466479noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30653124.post-1152360221815281582006-07-08T11:55:00.000Z2006-07-08T12:04:46.810Z

The fundamental step in getting a blog out there, regardless of content, is the tag.Technorati, the super-dooper blog directory, works to get the most boring post (like this one) out there.How is this done, you may ask?Simply by using a link that links back to Technorati.Technorati has a help section that sets this all out so you can produce tags underneath your posts that categorize your post

Muff Diverhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10699346444817369461noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30653124.post-1152038349700580552006-07-04T18:39:00.000Z2006-07-04T19:17:25.816Z

I for one used to believe that to achieve greatness and the respect of my peers I would have to work long and hard. I had visions of De Shade toiling into the small hours each night by the light of smoking tallow candles scratching away with his quill.No longer! I believe I have discovered the secret of creating a popular adult blog. Curiously this does not require you to be a talented writer or

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